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Joey and Omama
« on: April 23, 2014, 11:23:56 PM »
I got to thinking Joey and Obama have a lot in common.
 
 
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Re: Joey and Omama
« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2014, 03:47:07 AM »
Both born an Kenya?
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Re: Joey and Omama
« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2014, 05:14:45 AM »
BOTH have 2 daughters

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Re: Joey and Omama
« Reply #3 on: April 24, 2014, 06:47:53 AM »
Both born an Kenya?
 :rotfl:

 
 :Scratch-Head: :Scratch-Head: :Scratch-Head: :Scratch-Head:  Omama wasn't born ,  a Turkey Vulture shit him out on a rock and the sun hatched him
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Re: Joey and Omama
« Reply #4 on: April 24, 2014, 07:57:23 AM »
Turkey Vulture.  My guess---They both full of Sheet- :Scratch-Head: :Tongue_Out: .

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Re: Joey and Omama
« Reply #5 on: April 24, 2014, 08:33:02 AM »
    They are both full off HOPE AND CHANGE :agreepost:
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Re: Joey and Omama
« Reply #6 on: April 24, 2014, 10:00:19 AM »
    They are both full off HOPE AND CHANGE :agreepost:

Naaaaaaa  One is past hope and the other one is all for greed and corruption.
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Re: Joey and Omama
« Reply #7 on: April 24, 2014, 10:12:35 AM »
They are both........"Brothers from another Mother"---- :24:

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Re: Joey and Omama
« Reply #8 on: April 24, 2014, 10:24:43 AM »
SEE reply #3
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Re: Joey and Omama
« Reply #9 on: April 24, 2014, 03:08:16 PM »
They both have the power to nuke you?
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Re: Joey and Omama
« Reply #10 on: April 24, 2014, 03:20:48 PM »
  Joey I believe, has the wayvo's to push the button. :bomb: Not the other. He will just: MORE SANCTIONS!  MORE SANCTIONS! you to death. :24:
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Re: Joey and Omama
« Reply #11 on: April 24, 2014, 04:38:52 PM »
Both ere Presidents
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Re: Joey and Omama
« Reply #12 on: April 24, 2014, 04:57:32 PM »
Obama care and Joey care-- There you have it--Award my prize--- :cool_thumb_up: .

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Re: Joey and Omama
« Reply #13 on: April 24, 2014, 07:12:25 PM »
Obama care and Joey care-- There you have it--Award my prize--- :cool_thumb_up: .

I don't know.... It might be a bogus question.
 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Joey and Omama
« Reply #14 on: April 24, 2014, 07:47:16 PM »
Both are Commander in Chief's  Joey for President :waving_flag:
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Re: Joey and Omama
« Reply #15 on: April 25, 2014, 07:44:44 AM »
       After dwelling on this late last night working on sign orders :Scratch-Head: , Does Joey have a fake birth certificate too? That was kinda a Sheriff Joe-Arizona Joke.
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Re: Joey and Omama
« Reply #16 on: April 25, 2014, 10:32:19 AM »
Both are Commander in Chief's  Joey for  :waving_flag:

I'm gonna declare this one the WINNER, ( close enough )  Ticket is in the mail.
 
 :wtf1: Las Vegas  I guess that is what WTFLV stands for. You damn near got your self DQ by suggesting that Yo Mamma has a birth certificate. See reply #3
 
Foster Sorry Joey is not a President of anything, I guess he is a King a couple of times a day, but only when he is on the Throne.
 
All BS aside, you have until midnight tonight to get tickets. I know we all thought the cut off was last night, but Joey says it's tonight.
 
Another change is the time of the drawing tomorrow, changes from 3 PM to 4PM Arizona time. You ask WHY, well I'm just the guy to tell you why.  Joey's wife doesn't get off work until 4, and we don't start anything until Georgia gets there.
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Re: Joey and Omama
« Reply #17 on: April 25, 2014, 11:18:37 AM »
Joey is President and CEO of NewLifeGames including all the internet variants
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Re: Joey and Omama
« Reply #18 on: April 25, 2014, 12:14:40 PM »
   Thankyou Buzz, I have no friends but if I did. Your the most interesting man in the world. Respect your elders is a dying thing that an old farmboy like me was taught, even if you tell it how it is and are honest, I respect that! :hail:
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Re: Joey and Omama
« Reply #19 on: April 25, 2014, 01:49:38 PM »
 Your Welcome.  Farm boy, I know something about that. In my younger days my Granddad was a tobacco share cropper in Kentucky. I have no idea of how many acres he had planted but I remember he didn't have a tractor and everything was plowed by him walking behind a mule and a horse. Not that a mule and a horse is a idea team it just that is all he had. We went to bed about dark every night and got up about 3 AM so we had time to milk and feed the stock, eat breakfast and for me to get to the school bus. Boy I sure miss that life, right "in a pigs ass I miss it". In the winter time, that house was so cold the water bucket would freeze in the kitchen.
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