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Infographic: How To Adopt A Child
Adoption is a beautiful way to provide a loving home for a child, though it is a logistically complex process that might take months or even years to complete. Here are the steps involved in adopting a child:Step 1: Prospective parents try and fail to produce children the way God intended.Step 2: Find an agency you trust. Make sure it is licensed, accredited, and won’t try to upsell you on quadruplets.Step 3: Specify what type of adoption you’re looking for, such as star quarterback or violin prodigy.Step 4: Grasp the sides with open palms and apply pressure. The ideal child should be firm, but not bumpy.Step 5: After settling on a child, a DNA test is ordered to confirm that candidates are not already the biological parents.Step 6: Parents arrange a time to be home to sign for the delivery of the ...
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