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General NLG Chat => Joke of the day & silly humor - post 'em here! Warning: NSFW !!! => Topic started by: RubySlipperLover on February 24, 2018, 01:32:19 PM
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I always wanted to be a doctor, so I love doctor jokes... I read them when I need to laugh and right now I need to laugh,
Patient: Doctor, it hurts so bad.
Doctor: hmm. I see...
Patient: What can you do about it?
Doctor: We have this wonderful new medicine for that.
Patient: Really... what is it?
Doctor: Kwitcherbichen
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A grasshopper walks into a bar.
The bartender says "hey, you know we have a drink named after you?"
The grasshopper says "you have a drink named Mike?".
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A brunette is talking to her blonde best friend and says "Can you believe it, I slept with a Brazilian!!"
And the blonde says "Wow!, you are such a slut. How many is a brazilian?"
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A brunette is talking to her blonde best friend and says "Can you believe it, I slept with a Brazilian!!"
And the blonde says "Wow!, you are such a slut. How many is a brazilian?"
:agreepost: haha...lol blonde jokes are always good for a laugh, thanks for the cheer!
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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender looks up and says “Hey bud why the long faceâ€
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Two doctors and an HMO manager die and line up together at the Pearly Gates. One doctor steps forward and tells St. Peter, "As a pediatric surgeon, I saved hundreds of children." St. Peter lets him enter.
[/color]The next doctor says, "As a psychiatrist, I helped thousands of people live better lives." St. Peter tells him to go ahead.[/size]
[/color]The last man says, "I was an HMO manager. I got countless families cost-effective health care."[/size]
[/color]St. Peter replies, "You may enter. But," he adds, "you can only stay for three days. After that, you can go to hell."[/size]