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Quick Doctor Joke
« on: February 24, 2018, 01:32:19 PM »
I always wanted to be a doctor, so I love doctor jokes... I read them when I need to laugh and right now I need to laugh,
Patient: Doctor, it hurts so bad.
Doctor: hmm. I see...
Patient: What can you do about it?
Doctor: We have this wonderful new medicine for that.
Patient: Really... what is it?
Doctor: Kwitcherbichen
« Last Edit: February 24, 2018, 01:54:25 PM by RubySlipperLover »

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Re: Quick Doctor Joke
« Reply #1 on: February 24, 2018, 05:26:10 PM »
A grasshopper walks into a bar.
The bartender says "hey, you know we have a drink named after you?"
The grasshopper says "you have a drink named Mike?".
Let them that don't want any, have memories of not getting any.

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Re: Quick Doctor Joke
« Reply #2 on: February 24, 2018, 05:52:33 PM »
A brunette is talking to her blonde best friend and says "Can you believe it, I slept with a Brazilian!!"

And the blonde says "Wow!, you are such a slut. How many is a brazilian?"


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Re: Quick Doctor Joke
« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2018, 06:21:06 PM »
A brunette is talking to her blonde best friend and says "Can you believe it, I slept with a Brazilian!!"

And the blonde says "Wow!, you are such a slut. How many is a brazilian?"
:agreepost: haha...lol blonde jokes are always good for a laugh, thanks for the cheer!

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Re: Quick Doctor Joke
« Reply #4 on: February 25, 2018, 07:32:12 AM »
Horse walks into a bar. Bartender looks up and says “Hey bud why the long face”

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Re: Quick Doctor Joke
« Reply #5 on: February 25, 2018, 11:46:35 AM »
Two doctors and an HMO manager die and line up together at the Pearly Gates. One doctor steps forward and tells St. Peter, "As a pediatric surgeon, I saved hundreds of children." St. Peter lets him enter.
[/color]The next doctor says, "As a psychiatrist, I helped thousands of people live better lives." St. Peter tells him to go ahead.[/size]
[/color]The last man says, "I was an HMO manager. I got countless families cost-effective health care."[/size]
[/color]St. Peter replies, "You may enter. But," he adds, "you can only stay for three days. After that, you can go to hell."[/size]

 

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