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News: Horrified Investigators Find Unresponsive Legislative Body In Capitol Building
WASHINGTONâ€â€Describing it as one of the most disturbing scenes they have ever been called upon to investigate, horrified officers from the Washington Metropolitan Police Department told reporters Wednesday they had found an unresponsive legislative body in the U.S. Capitol building.At approximately 11:30 a.m., after receiving multiple tips from concerned citizens, law enforcement officials dispatched patrolmen to an address at the corner of East Capitol Street and First Street. According to police sources, many of those who entered the building were overwhelmed by what they discovered inside, and onlookers reported that officers walking out of the property appeared visibly shaken and pale.“Responding officers found the lawmaking body on the floor of the congressional chambers, completely rigid and making no movements of any kind,†said Chief Detective Mike Logan, explaining that it was evident to those on the scene that efforts to revive the subject would ...
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