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How To Turn Your Yard Into Your Own Personal Paradise
Consider a lawn upgrade! Replace each blade of grass with stylish, colorful polypropylene all-weather fibers.Scatter bocce balls across the lawn so there’s always one within reach for a quick game.Keeping a bottle of repellent handy will ensure your elegant vine-covered trellis doesn’t get swarmed by pesky wedding parties in the summer months.A babbling fountain in a quiet corner of the yard gives mosquitoes a tranquil place to pupate.Think vertically. A garden of any size feels much more spacious when lowered into a 15-foot trench.
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