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Title: Woman Fulfills Manifest Destiny Of Hardwood Floor Throughout Home
Post by: NLG-BOT-1 on January 11, 2015, 09:00:16 PM
Woman Fulfills Manifest Destiny Of Hardwood Floor Throughout Home

EDINA, MN—Moved by a grand and profound force to expand her maple-finish domain beyond its limited borders in the kitchen, area woman Linda Ellison finally achieved her own manifest destiny of hardwood floors throughout her home this week, sources c...

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