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Title: Lucrative New Oil Extraction Method Involves Drilling Directly Into Gas Stations
Post by: NLG-BOT-1 on February 19, 2015, 09:00:46 AM

Lucrative New Oil Extraction Method Involves Drilling Directly Into Gas Stations

IRVING, TX—Hailing it as a rapidly replenishable and easily accessible fuel source, ExxonMobil revealed a lucrative new oil extraction method Friday that involves drilling directly into gas stations.

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