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Title: Joey and Omama
Post by: Buzz on April 23, 2014, 11:23:56 PM
I got to thinking Joey and Obama have a lot in common.
 
 
Guess this one by midnight tomorrow night and I'll buy you a ticket for the drawing.
Title: Re: Joey and Omama
Post by: Neonkiss on April 24, 2014, 03:47:07 AM
Both born an Kenya?
 :rotfl:
Title: Re: Joey and Omama
Post by: PLUNGER BOY on April 24, 2014, 05:14:45 AM
BOTH have 2 daughters
Title: Re: Joey and Omama
Post by: Buzz on April 24, 2014, 06:47:53 AM
Both born an Kenya?
 :rotfl:

 
 :Scratch-Head: :Scratch-Head: :Scratch-Head: :Scratch-Head:  Omama wasn't born ,  a Turkey Vulture shit him out on a rock and the sun hatched him
Title: Re: Joey and Omama
Post by: 777sizzler on April 24, 2014, 07:57:23 AM
Turkey Vulture.  My guess---They both full of Sheet- :Scratch-Head: :Tongue_Out: .
Title: Re: Joey and Omama
Post by: WTFLV on April 24, 2014, 08:33:02 AM
    They are both full off HOPE AND CHANGE :agreepost:
Title: Re: Joey and Omama
Post by: Buzz on April 24, 2014, 10:00:19 AM
    They are both full off HOPE AND CHANGE :agreepost:

Naaaaaaa  One is past hope and the other one is all for greed and corruption.
Title: Re: Joey and Omama
Post by: 777sizzler on April 24, 2014, 10:12:35 AM
They are both........"Brothers from another Mother"---- :24:
Title: Re: Joey and Omama
Post by: Buzz on April 24, 2014, 10:24:43 AM
SEE reply #3
Title: Re: Joey and Omama
Post by: TheAirBalancer on April 24, 2014, 03:08:16 PM
They both have the power to nuke you?
Title: Re: Joey and Omama
Post by: WTFLV on April 24, 2014, 03:20:48 PM
  Joey I believe, has the wayvo's to push the button. :bomb: Not the other. He will just: MORE SANCTIONS!  MORE SANCTIONS! you to death. :24:
Title: Re: Joey and Omama
Post by: foster on April 24, 2014, 04:38:52 PM
Both ere Presidents
Title: Re: Joey and Omama
Post by: 777sizzler on April 24, 2014, 04:57:32 PM
Obama care and Joey care-- There you have it--Award my prize--- :cool_thumb_up: .
Title: Re: Joey and Omama
Post by: Neonkiss on April 24, 2014, 07:12:25 PM
Obama care and Joey care-- There you have it--Award my prize--- :cool_thumb_up: .

I don't know.... It might be a bogus question.
 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Joey and Omama
Post by: WTFLV on April 24, 2014, 07:47:16 PM
Both are Commander in Chief's  Joey for President :waving_flag:
Title: Re: Joey and Omama
Post by: WTFLV on April 25, 2014, 07:44:44 AM
       After dwelling on this late last night working on sign orders :Scratch-Head: , Does Joey have a fake birth certificate too? That was kinda a Sheriff Joe-Arizona Joke.
Title: Re: Joey and Omama
Post by: Buzz on April 25, 2014, 10:32:19 AM
Both are Commander in Chief's  Joey for  :waving_flag:

I'm gonna declare this one the WINNER, ( close enough )  Ticket is in the mail.
 
 :wtf1: Las Vegas  I guess that is what WTFLV stands for. You damn near got your self DQ by suggesting that Yo Mamma has a birth certificate. See reply #3
 
Foster Sorry Joey is not a President of anything, I guess he is a King a couple of times a day, but only when he is on the Throne.
 
All BS aside, you have until midnight tonight to get tickets. I know we all thought the cut off was last night, but Joey says it's tonight.
 
Another change is the time of the drawing tomorrow, changes from 3 PM to 4PM Arizona time. You ask WHY, well I'm just the guy to tell you why.  Joey's wife doesn't get off work until 4, and we don't start anything until Georgia gets there.
Title: Re: Joey and Omama
Post by: foster on April 25, 2014, 11:18:37 AM
Joey is President and CEO of NewLifeGames including all the internet variants
Title: Re: Joey and Omama
Post by: WTFLV on April 25, 2014, 12:14:40 PM
   Thankyou Buzz, I have no friends but if I did. Your the most interesting man in the world. Respect your elders is a dying thing that an old farmboy like me was taught, even if you tell it how it is and are honest, I respect that! :hail:
Title: Re: Joey and Omama
Post by: Buzz on April 25, 2014, 01:49:38 PM
 Your Welcome.  Farm boy, I know something about that. In my younger days my Granddad was a tobacco share cropper in Kentucky. I have no idea of how many acres he had planted but I remember he didn't have a tractor and everything was plowed by him walking behind a mule and a horse. Not that a mule and a horse is a idea team it just that is all he had. We went to bed about dark every night and got up about 3 AM so we had time to milk and feed the stock, eat breakfast and for me to get to the school bus. Boy I sure miss that life, right "in a pigs ass I miss it". In the winter time, that house was so cold the water bucket would freeze in the kitchen.
Title: Re: Joey and Omama
Post by: Buzz on April 25, 2014, 02:55:20 PM
Joey is President and CEO of NewLifeGames including all the internet variants

Foster are you sure ?? Seems to me to become a President you must first have to have a election, I'm kind of wondering who voted for Joey ??
 
I own a Trucking CO. and a Truck brokerage, does that make me a President or does that make me the owner ?? If I was the President I would have to ansewer to a board for my actions. I ansewer to no one. Same thing if I was President I should get paid, I haven't had a pay check since 1969. Same with Joey, he is the owner, but doesn't it sound good, President Joey and President Buzz off to Japan to eat some raw fish.( Boy that's news )
Title: Re: Joey and Omama
Post by: WTFLV on April 25, 2014, 02:58:08 PM
   Yes, I too can relate, am still an early riser. A lot to do on a 380 acre potato farm in Northern Michigan. Some winters where cold enough to freeze the balls off of a brass monkey. It was a tough gig but taught me a lot of values and work ethic. Wouldn't ever do it for a living but respect those that do.
   Good luck on the drawing, I am that guy that likes to snip at auctions, so I am purchasing my ticket just before I go to bed tonight, :zzzz:  call it superstitious.
Title: Re: Joey and Omama
Post by: 777sizzler on April 25, 2014, 07:46:01 PM
I am with a another member's comment on this about the answer.  It was just a off the cuff the answer that you liked.  It is all good,  I think there where good responses!.  "close-enough".   -- :cool_thumb_up: You did good and made it short.  The best answer was what you wanted--In your insanity blog which you own here---I still think you have a nuke button---- :EmoticonHelp4: .   777.
Title: Re: Joey and Omama
Post by: WTFLV on April 25, 2014, 10:36:18 PM
    Wish I had a Nuke button :bomb: Does Wal-Mart sell them :Scratch-Head:
Title: Re: Joey and Omama
Post by: Buzz on April 25, 2014, 10:50:54 PM
If I had a nuke button we would be down to two members, Me and Joey and Joey had better watch out !!!!!!!!!!
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