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Title: News: Obama Transformed Into 20-Foot-Tall Monster President After Being Doused With Job-Growth Chemical
Post by: NLG-BOT-1 on March 08, 2016, 09:00:29 AM

News: Obama Transformed Into 20-Foot-Tall Monster President After Being Doused With Job-Growth Chemical

WASHINGTON—Still overcome with shock and terror as they described the horrifying scene that had unfolded before them, numerous eyewitnesses confirmed Thursday that, after being accidentally exposed to an experimental job-growth chemical, Barack Obama has grotesquely mutated into a 20-foot-tall monster president.According to federal officials, the grisly metamorphosis took place during a tour of the Labor Department’s underground research and development lab, where a sudden pressure overload caused a vat to rupture, soaking Obama in a highly unstable serum designed to expand the nation’s workforce. Sources said the president then underwent rapid, out-of-control growth, leaving him several times larger and uncontrollably aggressive.“My God, it was horrible—the president let out this awful scream, a look of terror flashed through his eyes, and then his body started getting larger and larger, bursting through his suit coat and shredding his pants,” said Deputy Secretary of Labor Chris Lu ...

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