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Title: New Royal Caribbean Cruise Just 12-Day Buffet On Floor Of Empty Dockside Warehouse
Post by: NLG-BOT-1 on April 11, 2016, 09:00:43 AM

New Royal Caribbean Cruise Just 12-Day Buffet On Floor Of Empty Dockside Warehouse

MIAMI—Telling members of the media Wednesday that the all-inclusive package has already proven popular with American vacationers, Royal Caribbean International discussed the launch last month of its newest cruise, a 12-day-long continuous buffet set up on the bare concrete floor of an abandoned dockside warehouse. According to Royal Caribbean officials, the cruise’s passengers mill around in a dilapidated shipping building on a Fort Lauderdale wharf and eat from a 400-foot-long buffet piled high with generous servings of coconut shrimp, macaroni salad, chicken fingers, and scores of other dishes. Spokespeople for the company confirmed the voyages are booked solid through January 2017.“The new Dockside Getaway package has absolutely everything our customers want,” Royal Caribbean hospitality manager Michelle Nakamura told reporters, noting that prices for the all-you-can-eat warehouse-based vacation start at $549 before taxes and fees. “Guests simply board through the loading dock, drop their luggage anywhere inside the ...

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