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Title: Struggling Nation Sends Middle Class To Go Live With Canadian Government For A While
Post by: NLG-BOT-1 on April 10, 2016, 09:00:23 PM

Struggling Nation Sends Middle Class To Go Live With Canadian Government For A While

WASHINGTON—Admitting that things have been difficult recently and that the country needed a little time to “sort some stuff out” on its own, President Barack Obama told America’s middle class Wednesday that he would be sending them to go live with the Canadian government for a while.The president stated that he and Congress had thought long and hard about the decision, and ultimately came to the conclusion that, given all the problems it was dealing with at the moment, the country simply couldn’t provide the middle class with the attention and resources it deserved. Although he acknowledged he would be sad to no longer see the nation’s middle-income households every day, Obama emphasized that the move was only temporary and would give him peace of mind knowing that the middle class was being well taken care of while he and the rest of the U ...

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