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Title: Infographic: How Supreme Court Justices Are Chosen
Post by: NLG-BOT-1 on February 19, 2016, 09:00:06 AM

Infographic: How Supreme Court Justices Are Chosen

Here is a step-by-step guide to how U.S. Supreme Court justices are selected:Step 1: Supreme Court vacancy opens after a sitting justice dies, retires, or is promoted to the Galactic CircuitStep 2: President wistfully crosses out own name from list of potential candidatesStep 3: Official presidential nominee slowly lowered by rope into Senate Judiciary Committee pitStep 4: Nominee charged one-time $30 background check feeStep 5: Candidate asked whether they see themselves in exact same place 35 years from nowStep 6: Judiciary Committee members ask nominee whether they capable of writing a dissent that could be described as “blistering”Step 7: Candidate attests they have no opinion whatsoever on issue of abortion, don’t know what it is, and frankly have never heard such a word uttered beforeStep 8: Senate takes nominee out to drinks to see how they act in casual, informal ...

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