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General NLG Chat => Joke of the day & silly humor - post 'em here! Warning: NSFW !!! => Topic started by: cowboygames on December 22, 2017, 12:58:48 PM
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Asked the wife if I could finally get a hummer for Christmas. She said "of course, whatever you want"
What the fuck is this thing?
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Asked the wife if I could finally get a hummer for Christmas.
Oh man, hard to let that one go. :24:
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I know, right? She said my request would be hard to swallow, but wanted me to be happy. Not sure how to respond. Any ideas?
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http://youtu.be/c6JcrxZ7G8o (http://youtu.be/c6JcrxZ7G8o)
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Hope everyone has a safe and happy holiday season and a very Merry Christmas!!
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You too! Hope ya get that Hummer! :24:
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Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to everyone here at NLG!
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Yeah I told my wife she needed a lozenge but that didn't work either. It seems once the ring goes on their finger that shit just stops.
Merry Christmas and good luck cowboy
Rich
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Rob, This Gal here said she can give you that Hummer you want. It your interested I can give you her #--It's a shredding experience I heard--- :24: :merryxmas:
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Barry! I see you've met my Ex, lol
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Rich, next time try "inner neck rub"
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No sir, I would have no children and most likely not be here!. This gal also told me to ask you if you had any vintage "tea bag" sets that she would be interested in sampling!. :24: :24: :24: :fryingpan: :fryingpan: :duh: :duh: :arrowthruhead: :arrowthruhead:
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Rob, At least when you do get your Hummer she may include this to hang from your rear-view mirror!!--------- :24:
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:rotfl: :24: :rotfl:
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Ha! Hummerbug!
Merry Christmas!
To me :dancing_2: