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General NLG Chat => Joke of the day & silly humor - post 'em here! Warning: NSFW !!! => Topic started by: David Walz on September 29, 2023, 01:17:31 PM

Title: Text messages
Post by: David Walz on September 29, 2023, 01:17:31 PM
I get a text message:

Them: Where are you!

Me: At home drinking my coffee.

Them: You are supposed to be here.

Me: No I am not.

Them: Yes you are!!!!

Me: Nope, I am in my recliner with my coffee.

Them: When are you going to make keys to my 2010 Ford F150.

Me: Never

Them: Why

Me: I do not work on the transponder "chip" key vehicles.

Them: Isn't this Valley Locksmith?

Me: Nope

Them: Your a jerk.

End of text. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Title: Re: Text messages
Post by: shortrackskater on September 29, 2023, 05:31:55 PM
Good lord!  :duh:
So the guy didn't care that you were the WRONG place yet he still calls you a jerk?  :arrowthruhead:
I'd call Valley locksmith and tell them what happened.
People are odd.
Title: Re: Text messages
Post by: Badbaud on September 29, 2023, 07:43:28 PM
Probably one of those hash tag dicks with no real life.
Title: Re: Text messages
Post by: David Walz on September 30, 2023, 07:15:06 AM
I'm one of those types that doesn't get riled anymore. I make it a funny interaction, and I just stay positive.  :yes:
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