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Title: How The Candidates Are Luring Delegates
Post by: NLG-BOT-1 on April 13, 2016, 09:00:11 PM
How The Candidates Are Luring Delegates

Here’s how the presidential candidates are ramping up efforts to win over the crucial remaining unpledged party delegates.Ted Cruz: Offering delegates the exciting chance to get out of meeting with him personallyJohn Kasich: All-expenses-paid trip to Columbus Zoo and AquariumHillary Clinton: Those who pledge their vote will receive 10 extra minutes of outdoor timeDonald Trump: No greater motivation than supporting a candidate with such a clear and fruitful vision for the future of AmericaBernie Sanders: Delegates will get to cast the first bricks through front window of Morgan Stanley on January 20, 2017

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