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General NLG Chat => Joke of the day & silly humor - post 'em here! Warning: NSFW !!! => Topic started by: shortrackskater on August 28, 2023, 01:47:49 PM
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I was at the mall using the restroom and just as I closed my stall door, a voice from the next stall said, “Hi! How are you?” Embarrassed... I said, “I’m alright!!" The voice said, "So what are you up to?” I said, “Ummm... Just trying to handle a little private business over here!” Then I hear, “Can I come over?” Annoyed... I said “Excuse me?!?!." Then the voice said, “Listen, I will have to call you back, there’s an idiot in the next stall answering all my questions!"
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I went to Gym this weekend - The girl doing the tour asked me what I was looking for. I told her that I wanted a smoking hot body - she suggested I check out the Crematorium next door.