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General NLG Chat => Joke of the day & silly humor - post 'em here! Warning: NSFW !!! => Topic started by: Jasonmichael on May 05, 2014, 08:09:02 PM

Title: My two all-time favorite jokes about "your mother."
Post by: Jasonmichael on May 05, 2014, 08:09:02 PM
Q.  What's the difference between a rooster and your mother?


A:  A rooster says "cock-a-doodle-do."  Your mother says "any cock'll do."






...And, as if that wasn't enough...


Q:  What's the difference between a blowjob and a Corvette?


A:  Your mother didn't give me a Corvette.
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