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Title: Where's the Member Map? (not really a rant, I guess)
Post by: CVslots on November 06, 2014, 12:26:07 PM
Is there anyone else who misses the Members Map? I know the answer is probably NO, but I do! Last night I was trying to find a member whose username/email/real name I forgot, and I could have REALLY used the map! Even though most people lied on it, it was still handy at times...
Title: Re: Where's the Member Map? (not really a rant, I guess)
Post by: Don on November 06, 2014, 01:02:36 PM
Love that Idea, I always am wondering where my friends I made are on the map!
Title: Re: Where's the Member Map? (not really a rant, I guess)
Post by: cowboygames on November 06, 2014, 02:39:39 PM
Not EVERYONE lied Roz, just the people in illegal states, lol
Title: Re: Where's the Member Map? (not really a rant, I guess)
Post by: CVslots on November 06, 2014, 02:50:16 PM
Yep, or the people who were hiding something....like MORALS!!!  :rotfl: :rotfl:  God knows we had more than one of those guys pass through!
Title: Re: Where's the Member Map? (not really a rant, I guess)
Post by: cowboygames on November 06, 2014, 05:44:51 PM
They weren't hiding them, they just didn't have any
Title: Re: Where's the Member Map? (not really a rant, I guess)
Post by: Buzz on November 06, 2014, 06:50:03 PM
Everyone is hiding something, why do you think we wear clothes ??
Title: Re: Where's the Member Map? (not really a rant, I guess)
Post by: cowboygames on November 06, 2014, 07:25:16 PM
To keep people from getting jealous
Title: Re: Where's the Member Map? (not really a rant, I guess)
Post by: CVslots on November 07, 2014, 10:49:24 AM
Or scared, depending on who we're talking about!  :24:
Title: Re: Where's the Member Map? (not really a rant, I guess)
Post by: lookes on November 07, 2014, 11:14:26 AM
I reserve the right to lie about both subjects.   :tmi:
Title: Re: Where's the Member Map? (not really a rant, I guess)
Post by: Buzz on November 07, 2014, 12:58:20 PM
I'm going to tell this true story on myself but I want the three of you in this thread to keep it to your self's.
 
One winter night a few years ago I decided a dip in my hot tub was the thing to do. Now mind you I don't wear a whole lot when I get in the hot tub, matter of fact I wear nothing. OK I'm kicked back enjoying the water and the wind comes up, then it starts snowing, it's now one of those snow storms where the snow isn't falling from the sky it's one of those snows where it's blowing sideways. My bath robe is draped over the Bar B Q and it's covered with snow, there was no way I was going to put that thing on.  Here I am the wind is blowing about 20 MPH, it's snowing hard and I'm running around bare ass naked trying to get the cover back on the Spa with that snow hitting me in the butt. Plus I'm getting a blow job from hell !!
 
I guess the reason I'm telling this story in this thread is because this thread is about a lost members map. That night I thought I was about to loose a member to Frost Bite !!
Title: Re: Where's the Member Map? (not really a rant, I guess)
Post by: cowboygames on November 07, 2014, 02:27:05 PM
Gives a new meaning to "getting a stiffy", lol
Title: Re: Where's the Member Map? (not really a rant, I guess)
Post by: Buzz on November 07, 2014, 02:44:16 PM
Gives a new meaning to "getting a stiffy", lol

" In a snow storm !" Are you shitting me? hell I had to use a magnifying glass and a pair of tweezers to take a leak
Title: Re: Where's the Member Map? (not really a rant, I guess)
Post by: Don on November 07, 2014, 04:26:41 PM
OMG Buzz,


 Reminds me of getting out of the hot tub when I lived up in Klamath Falls Oregon... When it snows.....It "BLOWS!"


Don

Title: Re: Where's the Member Map? (not really a rant, I guess)
Post by: Shaggy on November 07, 2014, 08:07:27 PM
Use pepper, when it comes out to sneeze grab it and go.
Title: Re: Where's the Member Map? (not really a rant, I guess)
Post by: Buzz on November 07, 2014, 09:06:18 PM
Use pepper, when it comes out to sneeze grab it and go.

Well what kind of advice is that ??  Pepper around the nose will cause a sneeze, but my pecker has been known to erupt a few times but I don't think it ever sneezed.
 
Now in the world did this thread get so far off topic ??  Well maybe it didn't, were still talking about members aren't we.
 
No Roz your not allowed to join in in this discussion, you don't have a external member so there for anything you say will be hear-say !!
 
 
Did you hear the story about the two unborn twins. One says to the other one " when I grow up I'm gonna become a construction worker and come back here and install some seats and lights in this place"  The other twin thinks about this and says " I think I'll become a Professional Wrestler and come back here and break the neck of that Son of a Bitch that keeps sticking his head in here and spitting on us "
Title: Re: Where's the Member Map? (not really a rant, I guess)
Post by: CVslots on November 07, 2014, 10:23:38 PM
Oooohhhh mmmyyyyyyy goooooooddddd!!! I think, for once, I'm speechless...  :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: 


NOT REALLY!!!! HAHAHAHAHA! Cute, but crude, joke about the twins there Buzz!


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