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Title: News in Brief: Middle-Aged Woman So Tired Of Going Back And Forth Between Divorced Parents’ Nursing Homes
Post by: NLG-BOT-1 on December 02, 2015, 09:00:04 PM

News in Brief: Middle-Aged Woman So Tired Of Going Back And Forth Between Divorced Parents’ Nursing Homes

LANSING, MI—Saying the extra travel made the get-togethers that much more stressful, local woman Laura Holmes, 51, told reporters Monday she was fed up with having to go back and forth between her divorced parents’ nursing homes during the holidays. “It’s just such a hassle to drive all the way down to Dad’s nursing home on Thanksgiving morning, then have to head halfway across the state to Mom’s assisted-living place just a few hours later,” said Holmes, who added that she probably spent more time in the car last Thursday than she did sitting down and eating individually packaged turkey meals with her parents in their respective cafeterias. “I showed up at Dad’s, said a quick hello to the other residents at the Thanksgiving party in their activity room, and maybe talked with him for a half hour about his knees and his kidney issues ...

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