stupid spam - read closely

[GOS]

Baker & McKenzie
Notice to Appear,

Hereby you are notified that you have been scheduled to appear for your hearing that will take place in the court of Green Bay in September 5, 2014 at 12:30am. Please bring all documents and witnesses relating to this case with you to Court on your hearing date.

To view copy of the court notice click here. Please, read it thoroughly.

Note: If you do not attend the hearing the judge may hear the case in your absence.

Truly yours,Clerk of Court

© Baker & McKenzie 2014

guess they have midnight cases!!!!

[CVslots]

That's funny, we get the same one constantly...that one, and of course the one about my $3M in funds are waiting to be released to me.

[rickhunter]

We get the one with the family member stuck in a foreign country because their wallet and all ID's were stolen and to forward a wire transfer to a certain bank account to help them out.

[LINDAM]

This is one of my Fav's ...It is too bad though that they can't even find someone literate enough to write it properly.

ATTENTION,

I AM THE PRESIDENT OF BENIN REPUBLIC BY NAME DR. THOMAS YAYI BONI. I
AM STILL SENDING THIS MESSAGE AGAIN AND WISH TO URGENTLY CONFIRM FROM
YOU IF ACTUALLY YOU KNOW HON DR. JERRY LEO AND DR. SMITH DAYE WHO
CLAIMS TO BE YOUR BUSINESS ASSOCIATE /PARTNER. KINDLY RECONFIRM THIS
APPLICATION PUT IN BY DR. JERRY LEO, HE SUBMITTED THE UNDER LISTED
ADDRESS: #191 ARCH STREET, PHILADELPHIA, PA 51108, USA INFORMATION
SUPPOSEDLY SENT BY YOU TO RECEIVE YOUR FUNDS AMOUNT OF $4.5MILLION
UNITED STATE DOLLARS ON YOUR BEHALF AND HE INSTRUCTED US THAT YOU ARE
DEAD AND ALL RELEVANT DOCUMENTATION/INFORMATION REGARDING YOUR FUNDS,
BE CHANGED TO HIM AS THE BENEFICIARY OF THE PAYMENT SHORT-LISTED AMONG
THE FOREIGN BENEFICIARIES ENTITLED TO RECEIVE THEIR FUNDS.

AFTER RECEIVING MANY COMPLAINTS THAT MANY WAS SCAMMED THROUGH WESTERN
UNION, MONEY GRAM, BANK TRANSFER AND DELIVERY COURIER COMPANIES (ATM
CARDS AND CONSIGNMENT PACKAGES) INCLUDING CHAMBERS AS WELL, SO I’M
PLEASING WITH ALL SCAMMED CITIZENS THAT ANYONE THAT HAS BEEN SCAMMED
DUE TO ONE REASON OR THE OTHER AND FOR ANYTHING WOULD BE COMPENSATED
BACK AND NO MATTER YOUR COUNTRY OR CONTINENT, AFRICA, ASIA PACIFIC,
ENGLAND, EUROPE, ETC. ALL SCAMMED PERSON(S) WOULD BE COMPENSATED AND
WOULD BE SENT THEIR COMPENSATION FUNDS.

FURTHERMORE, EVERY CLIENT AND BENEFICIARIES WOULD BE SENDING THEIR
COMPENSATION FUND SUM OF $10, MILLION USD EACH. AND THIS FUND WOULD BE
SENT TO YOU THROUGH BANK DRAFT CHECK AND IT WOULD BE SENT TO YOU IN
FORM OF AN EXECUTIVE ENVELOPED SEALED LETTER AND THERE WILL NOTHING
LIKE ANY DELIVERY AGENT OR COURIER COMPANY INVOLVED IN THIS, PERHAPS,
THIS LETTER WOULD BE SENT TO YOU THROUGH POST OFFICE AND WOULD BE SENT
DIRECTLY TO YOUR HOME ADDRESS AND P.O BOX.

WE WANT YOU TO FOLLOW YOUR PAYMENT CODE WHICH FOLLOW BELLOW, AND WHICH
IS GIVEN TO YOU BY THE HIGH COURT OF BENIN AND THE CODE IS BE678FPN
BECAUSE THIS CODE WILL ENSURE YOU AND ALERT YOU IN ANY DAY YOU RECEIVE
A SCAM E-MAIL FROM THIS COUNTRY. JUST FORWARD EVERYTHING TO US WE WILL
SEND IT TO THE BENIN PRESIDENCY OFFICE ATTORNEY TO ISSUE OUT EMAIL
THEREFORE, ALL BENEFICIARIES IS EXPECTED TO SEND THE BELOW DETAILS FOR
FAST PROCEDURE AND IMMEDIATE CO-OPERATION;

FULL NAME:
HOME ADDRESS:
COUNTRY:
P.O. BOX ADDRESS:
POSTAL ADDRESS:
TELEPHONE NUMBER:
AGE AND SEX:

FINALLY, ALL THE SCAMMED BENEFICIARIES WOULD BE SENT THIS COMPENSATION
FUND OF $10, MILLION AND THE ONLY MONEY THAT WOULD BE INVOLVED IN THIS
WOULD BE THE POSTING FEE OF $299 EACH AND THIS WOULD BE THE ONLY MONEY
THAT WOULD BE PAID BY THE BENEFICIARY OF THE FUNDS AND THAT IS ALL.
MOREOVER, THERE WILL BE NO C.O.D IN THIS STATED METHOD OF PAYMENT AND
EVERY BENEFICIARY HAS JUST FROM NOW TILL THE 13TH OF AUGUST 2014 TO
COMPLY AND CORRESPOND WITH THIS OFFICE RESPECTIVELY.

BE INFORMED TO USE THIS BELOW INFORMATION TO MAKE THE PAYMENT OF $299:

RECEIVER NAME: JOHN DIBOR
COUNTRY: BENIN REPUBLIC
CITY: COTONOU
TEST QUESTION: URGENT
TEST ANSWER: URGENT
AMOUNT EXPECTED: $299
MTCN NO#. . .
SENDER. .


YOUR URGENT AND FAST RESPONSE IS HIGHLY NEEDED AND WOULD BE HIGHLY
APPRECIATED, SO AS TO ENABLE THIS ISSUE TO BE SETTLED ONCE AND FOR
ALL.

HIS EXCELLENCY,
DR. THOMAS YAYI BONI
PRESIDENT OF BENIN REPUBLIC.
TELEPHONE NUMBER+229 68 94 55 70

[erbs]

That's a good one.